Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.