Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.