Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

Where do most black people work?

In jail