Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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What do you call a hot high school math teacher?

Expansion of minors

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

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Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium