Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

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Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.