Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

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Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.