A plain bagel.
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A bagel
If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.
Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D
Because he looked pretty seedy!
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.
Because then you'd have to call them bagels.
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Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
A bagel.
Because they don't want to be bagels.
a bagel
Because then they'd be bagels.
Papi seeds.
because then they'd be called bagels!
Because then they would be called Bagels!
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Because if they did they would be Bagels
I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
The other half
Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.
Two bees. What's worse that two bees? Three bees. What's worse than three bees? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Four bees.
Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.
So they have something to do at night.
Damn E-mails!
A plane bagel.
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.