Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.