Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump