Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls