Seagull Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Bay Gull Jokes More Bay Gull Jokes

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.