Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad