Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"