What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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A bow T.I.E.

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What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.