What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.