What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.