What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.