What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!