How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)