How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.