Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.