Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.