Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.