Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee