What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to .

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them