How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!