How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

December Jokes More December Jokes

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.