How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

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Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

December Jokes More December Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!