What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

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Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

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Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!