What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.