Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.

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Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.