What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl !

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times