What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.