What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.