What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.