Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
Trying to look upset.
A man who tries to be everything but himself
It gets buzzed!
a bearoplane
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv
The SWAT team
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
The Daily Moos.