What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's a neckbeard's favorite asian country?

M'Laysia

What do you call a dizzy Asian?

Disoriented.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive