What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!