How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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