How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade