Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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What do you call fake German currency?

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How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

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What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.