Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.