Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common?

They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto