Paris Jokes

What do you call a terrorist from Paris?

A Paririst

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters