What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

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Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.