What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

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Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."