What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.