What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.