What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !