What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

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What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.