What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

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What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !