Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !