Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

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What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

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What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears