Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'