Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.