Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

Esc

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.