Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

Esc