Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard?

An R key.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.