What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.