What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.