What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)