What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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She had harp failure.

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!