Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp