Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.