Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?

A fair cop !

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .