Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest