Why did the policeman wake up his son?

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.