How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

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What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !