How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What do you call a person without a son?

per

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.