Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Squish Jokes More Squish Jokes

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*