Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr