Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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Eso si que es.

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Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*