What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !