What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!