What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !