How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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What do you call a group of Rhode Islanders?

A traffic accident.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...