What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

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What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

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Moody Blues

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.