What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

Haw

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One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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They're both annoying and want your money.

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So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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A Combi nation!

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It wood rock.

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What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...