What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.