What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.