What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.