What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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When did this happen?

When did what happen

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

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How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!