How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.