How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

How does James Bond sleep?

Around.

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.