How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.