How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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They do it right first time.

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf