Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A