What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.