What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.