What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.