What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

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Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.