What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ?

Beryl of beer !

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"