What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.