What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!