What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.