What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

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Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.