Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.