Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.